I saw a bare lady once...
We were just about to leave the Brooks bar and wend our weary ways home, because it's been a long day and we've seen a lot of mediocre shows. We've even been involved in a fire scare, where the GB was evacuated due to a ghost fire, and we had to leave the lovely Sml Med Lrg show. Luckily, the show continued outside in Bristo Square, so we didn't miss out on much.
But I digress. We were just about to leave the Brooks bar and go home, because we're ever so tired and need some lie down sleepy time. As we prepared our exit, Mr Paul from The Trap came over and dragged us to the Spiegeltent, because he promised there'd be some funny music, some dancing, and some Moulin Rouge type action. We immediately thought of boys that look like Euan McGregor, and agreed to accompany him.
When we got there - and this is the bit where people under 18 should immediately look away - we were confronted with a lovely lady wearing a large fur coat and hat, swaying to the song Light My Fire. She lit a fag, threw off her hat, then threw off her coat, and revealed nothing more than quite the skimpy bikini. It didn't stop there.
Really, if you're our parents, look away now.
She then used the cigarette to burn off her bikini top. First one lady bump was revealed, then the other. This Mr Paul found quite entertaining. She then moved down to her downstairs area, and burned off the front bottom bit to reveal her... well, her front bottom.
But. It didn't stop there.
She was still holding the lit cigarette, beaming out at the audience while she was in her altogether. She then... em... well, she... she put the lit cigarette... into... her... ahem.
Right into her ahem, ladies and gentlemen.
Mr Paul started to text everyone he knew.
We had to leave. Laughing.
But I digress. We were just about to leave the Brooks bar and go home, because we're ever so tired and need some lie down sleepy time. As we prepared our exit, Mr Paul from The Trap came over and dragged us to the Spiegeltent, because he promised there'd be some funny music, some dancing, and some Moulin Rouge type action. We immediately thought of boys that look like Euan McGregor, and agreed to accompany him.
When we got there - and this is the bit where people under 18 should immediately look away - we were confronted with a lovely lady wearing a large fur coat and hat, swaying to the song Light My Fire. She lit a fag, threw off her hat, then threw off her coat, and revealed nothing more than quite the skimpy bikini. It didn't stop there.
Really, if you're our parents, look away now.
She then used the cigarette to burn off her bikini top. First one lady bump was revealed, then the other. This Mr Paul found quite entertaining. She then moved down to her downstairs area, and burned off the front bottom bit to reveal her... well, her front bottom.
But. It didn't stop there.
She was still holding the lit cigarette, beaming out at the audience while she was in her altogether. She then... em... well, she... she put the lit cigarette... into... her... ahem.
Right into her ahem, ladies and gentlemen.
Mr Paul started to text everyone he knew.
We had to leave. Laughing.
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